Go to the GYM

HAHAHAHA.....

Hi, This is me!

(the picture above)

Ok Ok Ok,

Its not the real me as you can see, , , ,

 its obviously a cartoon image of a male.

But hey, it feels like me in the inside,

and it sure fits my description,

(except for the hairy face and stomach lol)

so Just a few months ago,

I was so proud of my fit, tan, in shape body

that i had worked all summer long to adquire.

I  had the picture perfect frame I always dreamed of

and it was a a combination of

 eating correctly and working out regularly.

NOW,

since I moved to a new city, state, COUNTRY

I feel like a blob of fatness.

If you convert my belly fat into amounts of food

there would be enough to feed a small army

but here is the deal

I love working out at the GYM,

it keeps me motivated

energized

fit

and sane

And this "adapting to a new environment" thing

totally took me off my peak, and routine

so Im eating more.

A LOT more

and not working out, at all

And... it doesn't help the fact

I like cooking, and if there isn't anyone to eat my food, I eat it lol

Thank God I have a very healthy boyfriend, with a big appetite

 I try feed my him triple the size of what an average persons daily portion

But, sometimes, I end up eating with him.

and if you let me

I"ll eat just as much as my 6 foot 9 and 250 pounds boyfriend.

It seems like. . . the more he eats the faster he seems to shed pounds.

and he is never happy about losing the weight.

HELLO?

Roles are definitely reversed in this household.

I get fat just eating air.....

while he loses weight inhaling Mcdonalds factory

GRRRR.

Ok, don't get me wrong, im not a binge eater,

I just sound like that.

lol.

I might. . . .might.. binge sometimes,

but I never feel bad, or purge

so it not a disease

its just GREEDINESS

So those of you who watches those E! shows

don't jump to assumptions and intervene me lol

sooo..

lately

the greediness has caught up to me

and my favorite jeans are tight on me

FML really HARD

but the good news is...

IM JOINING THE GYM

 next week.

and

getting a trainer

making me a little more happy

because to be honest

Being skinny just taste better

To See Who Will.....

We're Always Changing

The Real Apology

This is exactly what we look for when trying to hear an apology

because "sorry" is just another word

if your expressions doesn't show it

She Loved Before She May Love Again

One of my favoriteee by Bob Marley

and I think more people should read it

Life Equations

Found this on the internet,

thought it was VERY interesting

and hilarious

Hope you like it :)

Trust Fall

Lmao....

Always an Exception

I just want a REAL FRIEND

Wanted: Misty Black

As LindenBuzz would say.... HOT DEAL....

Check this baby out.

AAAAAAAAAH

HEAVEN ON MY FEET

Ohhh

So

SEXY!

HEY MOMMY

I know ur reading this,

you always read my blog

Do these beautiful peep-toes look familiar?

Yes, I tried it on at Macy's during the summer

the amazing MISTY BLACK by

Vince Camuto

for 118$

They looked beautiful on me,

AND I WANT THEM SO BAD

so mommy, if you feel like surprising me

PLEASE, BUY ME THESE!

And i promise to love you forever

HEHE

When people you know become people you knew

The Difference Between Men and Women

How true is this?

OMGOSH

This has me cracking up, and rolling on the floor

THERE IS SO MUCH TRUTH

to both these pictures

Never Forget Your Friends

My grandma sent this chain e-mail to me, and although I am not a fan of chain e-mail, this one stood out to me, because FRIENDS, are people I truly respect admire and keep around me. and this email explains a little more on the importance of a friendship.... here it goes...

A newlywed man was sitting on a couch in a hot humid day, drinking iced tea during a visit to his father's house. As they talked about life, marriage, responsibilities, obligations and duties of adulthood, the father clinked the ice cubes in your glass when it launched a clear, sober glance to his son, and said:

Never forget your friends! -" they will be more important as you get older. Regardless of how much you love your family, the children you may have, you always need friends. Remember to occasionally go places with them, have fun in their company; phone them once in a while ... "

"-What a strange random advice" - thought the young man. "I just enter the world of marriage. I am an adult. Certainly my wife and my family will be all I need to give meaning to my life!"

However, he followed the advice of his father. Kept in touch with your friends and always looking to make new friends. As far as the years passed, he realized that his father was right. To the extent that time and nature work their changes and their mysteries upon the man, his friends have always been strongholds in your life. After more than 50 years, this is what the youth learned:
  

Time passes.
Life happens.
The distance separating ...
Children grow up.
Jobs come and go.
Love turns into affection.
People do not do what they should do.
The heart stops without warning.
Parents die.
Colleagues forget favors.
Careers end.
But true friends are there, no matter how long or how many miles away. A friend is the scope of a necessity, for cheering for you up, intervening on your behalf, and waiting for you with open arms and blessing your life !

 When we began this adventure called LIFE, do not know of the incredible joys and sorrows that we experience at the front, and we have no good idea of how much we need each other ... But as we reached the end of life, we know very well how each was important to us!

TALK ABOUT

YAWN....F U

It happens to all of us...

every now and then

we wake up, and hit our foot on the leg of the bed

and its the most painful thing in the world

OH LORDDDDDDD

HELP

I hate when I do this,

it starts my morning off on the wrong foot

literally.

GRRR

Most Painful Thing in Life

People always think that the most painful

thing in life is losing the one you value

The truth is, the most painful thing is

losing yourself in the process of valuing

someone too much and forgetting that

you are special too

Life and Death, Energy and Peace

 ‎" Life and Death,

Energy and Peace.

 If I stop today it was still worth it. Even the terrible mistakes that I made and would have unmade if I could. The pains that have burned me and scarred my soul, it was worth it, for having been allowed to walk where I've walked, which was to hell on earth, heaven on earth, back aga...in, into, under, far in between, through it, in it, and above."